four words: captain america kurt fanart
"Sam no, don’t.”
Sam can’t actually be telling the attractive (like, really attractive) Captain America cosplayer. (Seriously, his butt is better than Chris Evans’). They’ve been at Comic Con for two days now. They’ve barely been back to their hotel room and being on the floor, pushed up against the rest of the people here in the heat, Blaine must be so gross.
Besides that, Sam has to be the most embarrassing friend ever. And oblivious, because he’s still trying to work the camera.
Blaine finally looks out from behind his hands. The cosplayer is looking at him with a little smile.
I just need this scene where Bucky makes a dirty joke in front of the Avengers and everyone just stops for a moment. And then Steve just snorts soda out his nose and starts laughing so hard he can hardly breathe.
And everyone is just shocked because they thought Steve would be scandalized.
Bucky just looks at their stunned faces and goes “You do know that we were in the army, right?”